Bitch, I'm Madonna

Smith's Alternative76 Alinga St, Canberra ACT 2601
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BITCH, I'M MADONNA: A DISCO TRIBUTE TO THE QUEEN OF POP

Get ready to channel your inner Material Girl because Club Cornucopia is throwing a non-stop Madonna-thon that’ll have you voguing till the break of dawn. This isn’t just a night—it’s a celebration, a worship session, a full-on pop pilgrimage to honour the one, the only, Mother Madonna.

Saturday, September 12, upstairs at Smith’s Alternative—where the lights stay low, the beats stay high, and the vibes stay iconic. Doors open at 8:30 PM sharp. Don’t be late. Madonna doesn’t wait for anyone. And neither will we. Expect a setlist that spans her legendary career: from the early electro-pop hooks to the anthems that defined generations, plus that rare deep-cut banger you forgot you loved. We’re talking Vogue, Like a Prayer, Hung Up, Express Yourself—you name it, we’re spinning it.

The event is brought to you by Venus Mantrap—queer legends who know how to throw a party with glitter, grit, and a damn good playlist. And if you’ve been waiting for your next excuse to wear that sequin top, glitter eyeliner, or your vintage '80s leotard—you’ve found it. This is your runway.

Tickets are on the move—and into the groove. Grab yours now so you don’t miss the celebration of the century. Tickets here. Free entry? Never. This queen demands payment—in dance moves and devotion.

No gogo dancers, no drag queens (unless you’re wearing it), no fake accents—just pure, unadulterated pop perfection. Dance. Scream. Sing off-key. Be the Madonna you were born to be.

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