BEEFCAKE • Melbourne — Get Ready to Melt

Craving a mouthful? You’re not alone. Join us at New Guernica — Melbourne’s sultry dance sanctuary — for BEEFCAKE, where meaty men and their LGBTQIA+ allies gather to groove, glitter, and get down. Presented by the legendary THICK ‘N’ JUICY, this isn’t just a party — it’s a full-blown celebration of curves, muscles, and unapologetic fabulousness.

Expect thunderous beats from our high-profile DJs, two dance floors pulsing with energy, killer production, and that deliciously naughty dark room play space you’ve been eyeing. It’s AFL Public Holiday Friday, so ditch the footy, slip into something snug, and let the rhythm do the talking.

Our dance parties are home to a big, beautiful, fiercely friendly family — and yes, you’re invited. Whether you’re here for the vibe, the beats, or just to watch the glitter fly, everyone’s welcome.

Don’t forget to grab your tickets now before they vanish like last night’s glitter. BUY TICKETS