BEEFCAKE 🥩 Melbourne @ New Guernica

🔥 Get ready to feast your eyes (and ears) on Melbourne’s meatiest dance party — where muscular vibes meet thumping beats and all are welcome to sizzle under the lights. Join us at New Guernica for a night of pure, unapologetic queer joy, curated by THICK ‘N’ JUICY.

🥩 High Profile DJs spinning tracks that’ll make your ribs rattle
🥩 Two dance floors — one for grinding, one for grooving
🥩 Full-sensory production that’ll blow your mind
🥩 Dark Room Play Spaces for the daring and delicious

📅 Friday 24 July 2026
⏰ 9pm–4am AEST
📍 New Guernica — 64 Smith St, Collingwood

We proudly acknowledge the Traditional Owners of this land, the Wurundjeri people of the Kulin Nation. We pay respect to their Elders past, present, and emerging — and to all First Nations people who walk, dance, and party here today.

This is your invitation to lean into the heat, find your tribe, and let loose with friends — old and new. It’s not just a party. It’s a celebration of strength, sensuality, and solidarity in the LGBTQIA+ community.

Tickets: Grab yours now — early birds get the juiciest deals. No refunds, so pick your flavor: EARLY BIRD 🎟️ ($35), 1st RELEASE 🎟️ ($45), 2nd RELEASE 🎟️ ($55), 3rd RELEASE 🎟️ ($65).

Follow @thicknjuicyevents for updates, teasers, and backstage vibes.