DSC@VPC – Justice of the Peace Document Signing Centre at Victorian Pride Centre

Get life’s important paperwork sorted, darlings! This is the only document signing centre within a 10km radius of Melbourne’s CBD that is NOT a Police Station or Law Court. Forget the awkward stares and fluorescent lighting — here, you’re welcomed with zero judgment and all the queer affirming vibes. Every Saturday from 12–4pm (excluding public holidays), certified Justices of the Peace are ready to witness, certify, and execute your documents. No appointment? No problem! Walk-ins are queen-approved. Free. Fast. Fabulous. Got a name change form? A statutory declaration? A lease to sign? We’ve got you covered — with glitter and good intentions. Bonus points if you show up in full drag or with your chosen family. And hey — if you need a friendly face or a gentle nudge through bureaucracy, RVAHJ’s got your back. Drop a line to kathcooney21@gmail.com or call 0438 211 785 if you need a hand. Wheelchair accessible, with vibes that say ‘you belong here’. Whether you’re trans, non-binary, intersex, BIPOC, disabled, a refugee, or just a human who needs paperwork sorted — consider this your safe, affirming, no-stress zone. Also, no, we don’t serve cocktails — but we do serve dignity, respect, and efficient document processing. You’re welcome.