S(cuffing) Season with Paige & Gemma — Where Sapphics, Stars, and Side-Eye Matches Collide

Calling all single sapphics who’ve been doomscrolling with their cats (no shame, we’ve all been there) — your cosmic love assignment is here. Forget awkward speed dating. This is astrology-fueled matchmaking with line dancing, circle grooves, and zero pressure (unless you count the pressure to wear something fabulous).

Hosted by the glitter-dusted duo Disco Rodeo Boot Scooting, who’ve turned hoedowns into holy experiences — Kitty (for the attention & costumes) and Lu (for the real moves) bring their bangin’ beats and boot-scootin’ brilliance to Fitzroy North. Whether you’ve been grapevining since 2003 or just learned what a hitch is, you’re welcome (and encouraged) to show up in your most extra ensemble.

Here’s how it works:
✨ Buy your ticket → fill out our cosmic form → get your tailored, star-approved matches at the door.
✨ No forced mingling — find your match if you want, or just soak in the sapphic vibes.
✨ Dance lessons? Yes. Circle dances? Yep. Astrology readings? Not quite — but your cosmic counterpart’s name? Delivered with a knowing wink.

Don’t forget: Check your email after purchasing to complete the form. Missed it? DM @tequilagemmabird or @honkytonkbadonkin. Mob tix? Free, just slide into those DMs.

XOXO — Cupids (Paige & Gemma)