☀️ Dive Into The TUBS: Melbourne’s Most Unapologetically Queer Disco Sunday Sesh 🌈

Every Sunday from 2PM – 8PM, Wet On Wellington transforms into a glitter-drenched, sweat-soaked, soul-soaring sanctuary for the fabulous, the fierce, and the forever fabulous. Forget your Monday blues — we’re spinning gold with a splash of sass, a dash of disco, and a whole lot of glitter. Welcome to THE TUBS, where the sun deck glows, the pool shimmers, the spa bubbles like a diva’s dream, and the bar? Oh honey, it’s flowing like the Nile of cocktails. And yes, the disco balls? They’re spinning like they’ve got a personal vendetta against stillness.

Channeling the euphoric bathhouse vibes of the ‘70s (minus the velvet rope, we’re all invited), we’re easing on down the road with the queens who made us scream into hairbrushes: Whitney, Grace, Chaka, Diana — and every diva who ever made us feel like we could conquer the world in a sequined bodysuit. This isn’t just a pool party — it’s a gospel of joy, a sacrament of shimmer, a queer celebration soaked in sunshine and soul.

What’s on offer? Let’s break it down, honey:

• 🌊 Pool — primed, preened, and ready for your splash-tastic antics.
• ♨️ Spa — bubbling with therapeutic vibes and secret disco affirmations.
• ☀️ Sun Deck — sun-kissed, lounge-ready, and perfect for catching rays or catching eyes.
• 🍹 Bar — fully loaded with thirst-quenching concoctions and liquid confidence.
• 🪩 Disco Balls — spinning, sparkling, and setting the mood for fabulousness.
• 🧳 Towels + Lockers — provided, so you can arrive in style and leave without losing your keys (or your dignity).

Attire? Speedo. Swimsuit. Kaftan. Drag gown. Whatever floats your boat — or your pool float. This is a judgement-free zone. Yes, that means you can parade your sequins, stripes, or sheer glitter mesh without a single side-eye. Slip, slop, slap — and maybe add a shimmy, shake, and shout for good measure.

No tickets? No problem. Just walk in, throw on your dancing feet, and let the rhythm carry you. It’s door entry only, so no pre-game stress — just pure, unfiltered joy the moment you step through.

🌀 Featured Performers & DJs (in order of glorious arrival)

• Whitney Houston — yes, her spirit is alive and belting in the spa.
• Grace Jones — commanding the sun deck like a disco deity.
• Chaka Khan — the bass is her kingdom, and we’re all subjects.
• Diana Ross — floating in the pool like a goddess in an orange floatie.

Bring your squad, your crush, or just yourself — we’ll make sure you leave with a sparkle in your step and a song in your soul. It’s not just an event — it’s an experience. A ritual. A weekly recharge for your queer heart.