CUNTRY

Yeehaw, darlings! Dust off your boots, tip your hats, and saddle up — Bernies Bar is turning into a full-blown Rodeo playground for one unforgettable night. Think twangy tunes, line dancing with a wink, and enough glitter to make a tumbleweed blush. We’re not just channeling country vibes — we’re reimagining them with sass, sequins, and a whole lot of heart.

Hosted by the inimitable djqueerio, the soundscape will gallop from honky-tonk classics to modern anthems with a queer twist. And don’t you dare miss the spotlight moment with just.bonnie.anne — she’s bringing charisma, confidence, and choreography that’ll make you want to two-step through the night.

Pro tip: Dress the part — cowboy boots, fringed jackets, and ten-gallon hats encouraged (but sparkles are always welcome). Whether you’re a seasoned line dancer or just there for the vibes, this is your invitation to lean into the silly, the sweet, and the slightly surreal.

• djqueerio
• just.bonnie.anne

No need to rope in a date — this is a collective celebration of joy, rhythm, and reimagined Americana. Grab your crew, toss on your best boot-scootin’ outfit, and let’s make some dust (and memories) together.