Little Squirt
Get ready to laugh, cry, and slightly question your reproductive future with Darby James’ award-winning cabaret that dives headfirst into the wild, wacky world of sperm donation and queer parenthood. Imagine a seaman lost at sea—but instead of land, he’s hunting for his moral compass in a clinical lab while answering questions like, ‘Do you own any pets?’ and ‘Have you ever considered being a dad?’ Spoiler: it’s as awkward as it sounds, and 100% worth it.
Born in Manchester, raised on Ngunnawal country, and now ruling Naarm’s queer comedy scene, Darby brings his signature mix of musical wit, vulnerable storytelling, and irreverent charm. Don’t be fooled by the soft lighting—behind the piano keys is a riot of self-discovery, societal pressure, and glitter-laced absurdity.
- Winner: Best Cabaret at Melbourne Fringe Festival (2023)
- Winner: Green Room Awards for Outstanding Production, Direction & Writing (2024)
- Winner: Somewhere: For Us Fringe Award at Edinburgh Fringe (2025)
★★★★ “Unexpected, thought-provoking and bursting with heart” — The List
★★★★ “A profane but profound comedy musical.” — The Scotsman
★★★★★ “A masterpiece” — Glam Adelaide
★★★★★ “James is a major talent on the ascent.” — Theatre Matters
Book your tickets now — because this isn’t just a show, it’s a life-changing conversation with a killer soundtrack. And yes, you’ll laugh. Probably cry. Definitely leave with new questions you didn’t know you had.